Sunday, December 24, 2006

At a risk of being boiled with my own pudding and having a sprig of Holly skewered through my heart, I am going to say:

Merry Christmas

Or Merry Saturnalia to all you Jehovah's Witnesses and any like-minded extreme KJV-Fundamentalists who want to enjoy having a family holiday but do not want to get tangled in any pagan stuff.

By the way, a lot of people get slippers as a Christmas present. It is one of those things that makes a great present (provided you know the recipient's shoe-size). If you do, please take it as a sign that you really ought to make your home a shoe-free zone. It will certainly make for a more relaxed atmosphere during the holiday season.

Have a clean and godly Christmas this year.


J. Wendell said...

Merry Christmas!

Redeemed said...

I got a pair of red slippers from my momy three years ago and I still wear them during winter time. I totally agree, slippers make a good gift!

Dyspraxic Fundamentalist said...

I hope you are having a good time, people.

Anonymous said...

Can I just tell you how much I love the title to this post? Awesome, Matthew!

Dyspraxic Fundamentalist said...

Thanks, Angie.