Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Degrees of Firmness


1. You can take your shoes off here if you like.

2. We take our shoes off here.

3. We do like visitors to take their shoes off.

4. Are you alright with taking your shoes off?

5. You don't mind taking your shoes off, do you?

6. Could you take your shoes off, please?

7. Take your shoes off, please.

8. Shoes off.

9. Shoes off now!


richyrich said...

Or Just leave your shoes there will you?

Or I'm sure you'll want to take your shoes off won't you?

Celestial Fundie said...

Those are pushy!

Of course, there are endless ways of popping this question.

Anonymous said...

I like the ninth option. Do you shout it like a command ?

Celestial Fundie said...

Or you could whisper it in a menacing tone.