Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Mahogany Drive: No Shoes Allowed

Mahogany Drive: No Shoes Allowed

What about my flip flops? Can I wear those in the house?
Do you wear them outside?
Yes, but they aren't real shoes.
Do you wear them in public restrooms?
Yes.
Then you can't wear them in the house.


4 comments:

Kelly said...

This woman sounds like a shoe nazi and needs serious help from a mental health specialist. I feel sad for her husband.

Matthew Celestis said...

Godwin's Law ibnvoked on first comment!

Mark said...

Sorry , what is Godwin's law. This wouldn't be the Godwin who was Mary Shlellys father? I'm not being flippant. Godwin was a hero of mine growing up.

Matthew Celestis said...

Godwin's Law is the principle that in an internet discussion, lines of argument are exhausted as soon as one side makes a comparison with Hitler or the Nazis.